Apoptygma Bezerk: Harmonizer (Metropolis 2002)

by ViNnY
Vanguard Party 2.1 (October 2002)

Have you ever bled from the ears? Well let me tell you it is an interesting feeling. Kind of gooey, about as gooey as this steaming pile of crap I am currently listening to. Apoptygma Berzerk’s cd Harmonizer was made to stun and disorient, and basically confuse  the hell out of me. The music makes me want to sprinkle glitter and rose petals over everything, but the lyrics make me want to slit my wrists and jump in a bathtub with a bottle of vodka and wait for sweet release. The music is so sickenengly sweet that the sugar plum faeries will puke, and the lyrics are so incredibly dark and dismal that even emo kids on downers reading Sylvia Plath will be urged to jump out of buildings.Put the two together and you won’t ever figure out what drug you’ve taken. 

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